Synopsis

In a last-ditch stab at happiness, a twenty-eight-year-old woman on the brink of despair places a classified ad for "...a dance partner for hours of pleasure. Must be experienced and handsome." Devouring Twinkies to feed her desire and talking incessantly to conceal rampant nervousness as she attempts to seduce an equally quirky auditionee, she inadvertently discloses her morbid childhood.