Synopsis

Jokes!  Jokes!  Jokes!  It’s the classic situation.  A young substitute teacher, Miss Quackenbush, turns up at the Little Red Schoolhouse and finds her class is comprised of the dumbest (and funniest) pupils found anywhere.  The previous teacher had a nervous breakdown.  No wonder!  With things like mice in lunch boxes and a student with the measles, anything more will drive you crazy!  Unless the likable but dim-bulbed pupils can pass a simple exam, they won’t advance to the next grade.  The daffy answers they give to the questions are uproariously funny.  Find out why the pupils don’t want to be ’promoted’ and why Miss Quackenbush has to find some way to get rid of them.  The comedy is designed to accommodate any special casting needs. Read more...If you think the four basic food groups are ’fresh,’ ’frozen,’ ’fast’ and ’junk,’ you belong inLaffin’ School!