Headed South from the Great White North… Or Get Out of Toronto Pronto

by  Cook, Pat

Published: 2005

Acts: 1

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Acts: 1
Male Roles: 9
Female Roles: 11
Flexible Roles: 0
Has Chorus/Extras: No

Synopsis

The Waldorf, Eh Inn is a lovely place to stay in Canada, provided travelers check out within three days — that’s all the time owner Barbara Seville has before wily Lynden Renege and his two henchmen throw her and her staff out in the street!  "Now, it ain’t that bad," Barbara’s father, Coop, tells her.  "It’s more like a road than a street."  If only Winchell Wiper’s stagecoach hadn’t been swiped!  Then the man-hungry lady quilters staying at the inn would have their money to pay for their rooms, and our heroine would be able to pay the rent in time! Read more...Looniness piles up faster than snow in a blizzard...  for example, their latest American arrival, Asa Harts, planned to join the Rough Riders in Cuba but ended up in Canada because he read his map upside down!  Throw in a slow sheriff (Ty Dupp), an even slower janitor (Moe Lassus), a wise-cracking maid (Dinah Sklub) and a lady lumberjack (okay, lumberjill), and you have one rollicking, pun-filled show that doesn’t know which way to turn!